Oct. 4th, 2013

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Side effects of an empathic link with Thranduil may result in:

-Grumpiness
-Agitation
-Hyperawareness
-Loss of temporal awareness
-A veteran's paranoia
-Occasional sour or depressive moods for no apparent reason
-Magpie-esque attraction to shiny things
-The desire to muse about the good old days
-A distaste for the direction South
-The attitude that everything is a war and the passengers are an army
-Militant protectiveness over your loved ones
-Warm fuzzies when you see Legolas
-Not being a happy drunk anymore
-GUNS ARE DEVICES OF EVIL AND DARKNESS!!! AND MORDOR!!!
-The feeling that you are a Disney princess (unless you are one, then that's normal. we've had those.)
-Attempts to communicate with the birds in the gardens
-DO NOT TOUCH THE HAIR
-Sudden disappearance of sex drive because why would you desire to sleep with someone besides your wife?
-Thinking you have a wife
-Because let's face it, the vast majority of these characters don't
-Seriously don't touch the hair, that's just too invasive
-Responding to minor threats like a Navy SEAL jumping on a terrorist
-Or your non-United-Statesian equivalent of a Navy SEAL
-Or a Scotsman jumping on another Scotsman
-SHINY THINGS aw yis diamonds ARE a girl's best friend
-Punch Eric Northman in the face

STAGE TWO

Jadzia Dax: 1
Morgana: 1, 2
Mordecai: 1, 2
Heather Mason: 1, 2
Bail Organa: 1, 2
Sansa Stark: 1, 2, 3, 4
Catelyn Stark: 1, 2, 3, 4
AM: 1, 2

STAGE THREE

Arya: 1, 2, 3
Sauron: 1, 2, 3
Legolas: 1
Fili: 1, 2
Kili: 1, 2
Nill: 1, 2
Robb: 1, 2
Sulu: 1

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