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Thranduil ([personal profile] elvenking) wrote2014-05-09 12:22 pm

Ataraxion Garden Rules

1. No fires.
2. No fires.
3. Smoking is allowed. Don’t be a moron when you put it out.
4. Don’t litter.
5. Don’t try to drive the hovercarts. You can’t.
6. Don’t cut down trees.
7. Don’t plant anything with dirt attached in the first level. First level is all hydroponics. Fucks the whole row up, pain in the ass to clean up.
8. There’s a community garden section on the first level. Use it. Don’t take Agriculture’s shit.
9. If you do take Agriculture’s shit, don’t take more than you can carry in two hands.
10. Fill out the inventory form before you leave.
11. Don’t bother the animals.
12. Don’t drop off your animal in the Gardens and leave it. We’re not petsitters.
13. Stay out of the storerooms. Don’t go near the storerooms.
14. Don’t go near the scrubbers or filtration systems either, unless you’re Engineering.
15. DO NOT SMOKE NEAR THE SCRUBBERS OR FILTRATION SYSTEMS.
16. NO FIRES.
17. There is a mural wall near the entrance on the first floor. It is marked. Use it. Don’t mark up any other wall.
18. Don’t fuck up the dirt. There’s not a lot of it.
19. Check in with the staff if you move to the Gardens.
20. Don’t pick too many flowers.